Day: July 23, 2014

Lust
krispykremedonut
Come hither, you beautiful thing
The desires from me you bring
 
Drawn to you I am
I don’t give a damn
 
Fill me with your warmth and sweet
You know you’re a wondrous treat
 
My husband need not know
To you I cannot say no
 
Ravish you I must
In me you I thrust
 
You are many a wet dream
My darling Krispy Kreme
 
 

Charmed
knife
Charmed to make your acquaintance
My name is Bob
You seem low maintenance
 
But don’t get me wrong
Au naturale is the best
Been here all along
 
Watching and waiting
Patiently observing
Pining and baiting
 
“Oops–could this be yours?”
“No,” you say, “but thank you, anyway”
“But here, let me get the door”
 
“Has anyone ever told you
How beautiful you are?
Not sure if you knew”
 
“No,” you say, “but thank you, anyway”
“Excuse me, but I have to ask
Could you walk with me halfway?”
 
“I am new and I am lost
Would you be so kind
As to guide me through this frost?”
 
“Sure,” you say, “I’ll let you lead the way”
“Thank you, my dear”
Predator and prey
 
“I think I see my car–
Will you come with me to see?”
“Sure,” you say, “as long as it’s not far”
 
“To thank you for being so kind,
I have something for you in mind
Although not very refined”
 
“No,” you say, “but thank you, anyway
As I must be leaving now”
“But here, let me grab it, anyway”
 
Pop goes the trunk
And I grab my love
Hit her head and hear a “clunk”
 
As I place her in the trunk
And tie her arms and legs
She came to and seemed in a funk
 
“Please let me go,” she cried in dismay,
“Whatever you want–just let me go”
“No,” I say, “but thank you, anyway”
 
 
 
 

The Doctor
ottodix
Come into my office
And have a seat
 
Let me have a look at you
What pretty feet
 
Now put this sheet on you
I won’t peak
 
Don’t mind my hungry stares
I’m not a freak
 
Just a lonely man
Whose profession lets me sneak
 
A touch here and a grab there
Under the guise of a health geek
 
 

Hand Job

lamerhand

Everyone who knows me knows that I am obsessed with the brand, La Mer.  It’s just an all-around good skincare line.  Yes, it’s a splurge but, for people with sensitive skin, so worth it.  My favorite product, as of late, has been the Hand Treatment.  Since the beginning of my pregnancy, my skin has been a bit dry and the Hand Treatment has done wonders in terms of smoothing and calming my swollen hands and arms.

Lipstick Jungle

cdlipstick

Even though it’s still mid-summer (and despite the fact that I’m pregnant), when it comes to fashion and beauty, I always make an effort to think ahead.  Since I’ve stopped painting my nails (due to the birth-defect-causing chemicals in my favorite brand of nail polish), I’ve started shopping for my fall and winter lipstick.  Right now, I’m wearing gloss.  And everyone (who wears lipstick and glosses regularly) knows that gloss is just not going to cut it during the dead of winter.  My favorite has always been CD’s lipstick collection–specifically, the Extreme Collection.  What I love about CD’s lipsticks is that they glide on and have a very subtle shimmer to them (and also include some of the best colors on the market).

 

Chia Seed Pudding
chiaseedpudding
Organic chia seeds (mix of black and white varieties)
1 can of organic coconut milk (sweet or unsweetened)
Boiling water
Cereal bowl
Cut mixed fruit or berries
Sliced and blanched almonds
 
Fill cereal bowl with 1/4 chia seeds
Add boiling water (enough to cover chia seeds)
Stir
Add entire can of coconut milk
Stir
Let stand until cool
Refrigerate until firm
Top with cut fruit and almonds
 
(Optional:  Drizzle with organic honey)

 

 

Honey Lemon Water
lemon-water-pitcher
 
1 cup of boiling water
Glass pitcher
Half of a lemon (equal sized slices)
Organic honey
Cold/iced water
 
Place slices of lemon into pitcher
Add desired amount of organic honey
Add cup of boiling water to the mix
Stir
Add cold/iced water
 
(Optional:  Slices of lime)