Short stories

Little Red Riding

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A cute senorita
Followed by a cheetah
Let me count the ways
For issuing tickets pays
A bonus to us cops
And plus, a feel I may cop
To unsuspecting lambs
You know, it’s all a scam
Just doin’ my job, ‘mam
As if I give a damn
Lets hope there’s no camera phone
To catch misbehaving, as we’re prone
But first let me take a bite
For no one can see your plight

Old Mrs. Creet

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Once there was an old lady
Who looked like my grandma maybe

Every night
She’d take a bite

Of children’s toes
And a nose

If it’s past your bedtime
And you hear a chime

It’s old Mrs. Creet
Looking for something to eat

Don’t let her catch you
Awake or she’ll chew

Your toes and maybe your nose
So hurry and doze

Off to deep sleep
And as you count sheep

Out will creep
Old Mrs. Creet

Little Piggy

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This little piggy went to market
Damn, this girl has spirit
 
This little piggy stayed home
Found her as I did my roam
 
This little piggy had roast beef
Told her the pain would be brief
 
This little piggy had none
Ravishing her was fun
 
This little piggy went
Still smell her blood’s scent
 
Wee, wee, wee
On to my next killing spree
 
All the way home
Smiling at her mouth’s foam

Boy

klimtpregnant
Who are you
I say and coo
 
Hopes and dreams
Your father and I beam
 
Smiles for miles
As I pick onesie styles
 
Will you turn out to be
More like him or like me
 
May you grow old
And have a heart of gold
 
Marry the one
Whom you love a ton
 
Have children of your own
Be there when they’re grown
 
And look back with joy
As you read to your son’s boy
 
But until then
You’ll be ours and when
 
You come out of my womb
And, again, love will bloom
 
Oh, how very proud
I say out loud
 
To be your mother
As we wait for one another

Touch

klimt
 
They say a picture is worth a thousand words
Not for me and you, two love birds
 
The feel of your skin and hair
How I love when we’re all bare
 
With every breath I take
I’m overwhelmed with a sweet ache
 
Covering you with endless kisses
Enthralled to be your missus
 
Forever my love you’ll be
You fill my being with glee
 
There is no sensation
Or exhilaration
 
That comes close
To the love that flows
 
Between me and you
One from two
 
A high that is so much
Just feeling your strong touch

Asian Mystique

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My submissive China Doll
Take me to the Great Wall
 
Massage my insecurities away
How I love the way you sway
 
Submissive and shy you are
I’m your one and only czar
 
You are quiet and obedient
Master’s way expedient
 
You’re a man pleasing sex kitten
I’ve been yellow fever bitten
 
My love has a great personality
Special oriental mentality
 
She’s no dragon lady
Nothing quite so shady
 
Never a bore
My lovely Saigon whore
 
I love the way she chimes
Me love you very long time
 

New Yorker (Free)

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For those of you who don’t already know this, the New Yorker is giving the public three months (about two months as of today) of free content.  So read to your heart’s content, folks.  And don’t forget about the love story collection.